A former FBI informant now infamous for telling Congressional Republicans that he had evidence Joe and Hunter Biden accepted foreign bribes has now pled guilty to lying about having evidence that Joe and Hunter Biden accepted bribes. Whether Alexander Smirnov could be believed, or whether he was lying about lying about lying about lying remains unclear.
One thing that is known is that Republicans in Congress look like damn fools for wanting to impeach Biden based on the word of a useless toad like Smirnov. Maybe they were drunk.
President Biden was reportedly in the White House residence with his wife, children, and grandchildren when he was informed of the guilty plea. The news shocked him so profoundly that he immediately fell to the floor in a fit of laughter. “I’m dead! I’m dead!” he shouted to those present.
After about five minutes of hysterics the outgoing President attempted to compose himself. However, he continually broke down into uncontrollable giggles every couple minutes for three hours more. Biden’s laughter fit was so profound that aides presented him with a formal document to sign stating that that he was temporarily incapacitated, which would have allowed the President’s powers to briefly pass to Vice President Harris if needed. Such documents are commonly used as a safeguard in scenarios when a President requires medical care that may require anesthesia, in case an emergency transpires while the President is incapable of responding. Biden attempted to sign the document, but was so overcome with laughter and amusement that his hand lost the strength to grip a pen.
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